The Jeff Spinoffs Holiday Special

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The seventh in the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga ( eighth, if you count Jeff Popping Antics)

The List!


Jeff's Hair Destroys Toronto
Jeff Rams A Bum.
Jeff Tries To Stop The Pigeon
Jeff Eats A Celery Stick
Jeff Trims His Nose HAirs.
Jeff The Centaur "Plot twist: Jeff is a hooker centaur." -Business Cat
Jeff Tries Riding a Bike; Runs Into a Window
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to Jeff when he held aloft his magic knife and said "GOOO TOOOO SLEEEP!"
Jeff finds a Death Note and becomes fat due to having a new stay at home job.
Jeff tries Call of Duty
He gets killed 1,000 times.
Jeff fights an EVA unit
Jeff Converts To Judiasm
Jeff A La Mode
Jeff Gets Baked Into A Pie
Jeff Gets Cheated On And Never Trusts Another Man Again.
Jeff Pays $3.50 To See A Elephant And Is Not Impressed.
Jeff Becomes Master Of The Universe And Remodels Earth In His Own Image "That'd take a lot of bleach."
Jeff The Public Flasher
Jeff Buys A Turbografix-16
Jeff The Drug Mule
Jeff's Vuzuvela
Jeff Makes A Wiki About His Mary-Sue With Ridiculously Strict Rules, Flips His Shit When People Edit It and Calls It Canon-Rape
Jeff learns Spanish, and moves to Mexico... now he's Jeff la Killer
Jeff becomes giddy on finding Santa Clause
Jeff finds out the [http://www.animelyrics.com/dance/johndesire/hotlimit.htm real lyrics] of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgok8-cRuqw Hot Limit], likes it better when he thought they were saying "We Drink Ritalin"
JeffOn. Apply directly to the forehead. JeffOn. Apply directly to the forehead. JeffOn. Apply directly to the forehead.
Jeff Drinks Drano
Jeff Gets Higher Than Everest Huffing Kittens
Jeff Plays Primal Rage
Jeff Pops His Eardrums
Jeff Gets Blood In His Underwear
Jef Cleans Out His Ears
Jeff Swallows The Transmitter (AGAIN?!)
Jeff Goes Skiing And Breaks Every Bone In His Body
Jeff Glitches Up
Jeff tries manscaping, despite the fact that he doesn't have body hair yet
Jeff's Voice Cracks
Jeff Plays "Dick In A Box" with Jane
Jeff Dragonshouts
Jeff Eats My Poor Meatball
Jeff in a submarine (burning in hell)
Jeff Plays DDR
Jeff Sprinkles Salt On A Bird's Tail
Jeff Is Killed By A Falling Meteorite
Jeff Gets Bad With Cyber-Bee
Jeff Eats Sour Patch Kids
Jeff Uses Fist Of The North Star
Jeff vs. Indigestion
Jeff's Eye Infection
Jeff Is Drawn By Doug Winger (don't GIS that name. EVER.)
Jeff Opens A Bottle With His Teeth
Jeff Becomes An Accountant
Jeff Gets His Toes Stepped On By Brick.
Jeff's Unkempt Fingernails
Jeff Saves Up To Get An Expensive Gun
Jeff Saws Off Florida
Jeff tries to reenact a scene from The Big Lebowski with Slendy but Herobrine stands in front of their camera so Slendy tries to get 'Brine but he dodges then Jeff tells him to go to sleep and Herobrine says he's a ghost in a video game so he doesn't need to sleep and then Preston Brooks flies in and canes them but Slender Man stares Brooks down and then Jeff and Herobrine team up and file a successful ;awsuit against him and then fangirls said they were all in love to Slendy and Jeff's dismay but Herobrine doesn't mind 'cause he thinks it's ''good trolling ''
Jeff Is Sad That Everyone Forgot His Birthday
Jeff Sniffs Panties
Jeff vs. Krillin
Jeff Shits Diamonds (ouch)
Jeff makes a diamond sword from said diamonds
Jeff gets his diamond sword stolen by a greifer
Jeff The Blob
Jeff Reads Fifty Shades of Scrafty
Jeff Sneezes And Blows His Eyeballs Out Because He Doesn't Have Eyelids
Jeff Steals Iron Man's Suit
Jeff Plays Rattle Me Bones
Jeff Meets [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6hwDOnZzpc Anton From Tirol]
Jeff Plays Taiko Drummer, and fails hard
Jeff Eats A Pot Brownie
Jeff takes Viagra, doesn't get any reaction
Jeff Enjoys On Some Hash And Watches The People's Court For Six Hours
Jeff Has A Flamethrower That Shoots Chocolate Dollar Bills (imitation chocolate!)
Jeff's Head Is Replaced With An Elephant's
Jeff's Nipples Turn Into Lamps.
Jeff Is Turned Into A Balloon Animal By The Balloonatic And Popped By The Broken Glass Beast
Jeff's Face Melts Off
Jeff Starts A Bomb Scare
Jeff Plays The World's Smallest Violin
Jeff's Keyboard Gets All Gross And Sticky
Jeff's Raging Hormones
Jeff's Bone-asaurus
Jeff Resorts To Using A Blow-Up Sheep
Jeff vs. Fruit Flies
Jeff Is Attacked by SPLOICERS!
Jeff Eats Undercooked Pork
Jeff Swallows Jane...SOMEHOW
Jeff Can't Control His Boner
Jeff Eats An Entire Roast Pig
Jeff's got to have...MONNEYYYY
Jeff and Zalgo enjoy a fine dinner and argue over who pays the bill
Jeff and Heron steal a bike
Jeff throws a shoe at George W. Bush
Jeff is not a crook
Jeff goes back in time and gets involved in Watergate
Jeff votes Obama
Jeff votes Romney
Jeff votes Big Bird
Jeff shows Shockwave how to waltz
Jeff steals a sock from a homeless man (wait, he's already homeless.)
Jeff wants you to join the Army
Jeff and Slendy vs. Hitler
Jeff meets Crazy Quilt and the Joker
Jeff teams up with Captain Planet and fights Mecha-Romney
Jeff watches The Grifter
Jeff wants some other Creepypasta character to be overused.
Jeff's GONNA WRECK IT! Slendy can fix it!
Jeff Is Enjoying Those Chips, But He's Not Doing His Teeth Any Favors
Jeff And Weegee's Stare-Off
Jeff Starts a Religion Centered Around Weird Al.
Jeff Renames Himself Jeffery Rex, Lord Of Creation
Jeff Stretches Chat And Is Banned FOREEEEVER
Jeff The Killer Eats Krabby Patties
Jeff vs The Scrubbing Bubbles
Jeff vs. Jelly Jiggler
Jeff vs. Bobobo Bo-bobobo
Jeff's Strap-On
Jeff the Halls, featuring Cory Monteith as Liu
Jeff wifes in the club and is subsequently asked for 20 dollas
Jeff thinks there's more gravy than grave about Jacob Marley
Jeff wants his magic hat back
Jeff's Quest For Tires
Jeff Drinks His Own Piss
Jeff Gets Reconstructive Surgery Done On His Face Against His Will
Jeff Gets Turned Into Coffee and Wolves Drinks Him.
Jeff puts the "mastur" in masturbate
Jeff puts on Knee High Socks
Jeff Is Attacked By Vagina Dentata
Jeff Meets A Weeping Angel; Has No Eyelids
Jeff Fails To Find The Computer Room.
Jeff Gets A Giant Brain
Jeff's Bra Needs Tightening
Jeff plays woth his aes. (the misspelling is intentional, it's a chat in-joke)
Jeff Breaks Suicide Squidward's Clarinet
Jeff Makes A Hilariously Awful Pasta, Then Gets Butthurt When It's Deleted And Added To Trollpasta Wiki
Jeff And The Beanstalk
Jeff Deletes An Admin's Talkpage And Replaces It With A Rambling, Butthurt Rant; Gets Banned For 10 Million Years
Jeff Finds Out Sex Makes Babies
Jeff Eats A Macbook Air
Surprise! As it turns out, Jeff has a third eyelid.
Jeff sings [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Yjm_xXPd4&feature=related Teddy Boy Blues]
Jeff Makes Another Anti-Admin Butthurt Wiki, And Zalgo Smites Him For Being Such An Insufferable Asshole
Jeff Screams Like A Pimpz Bitch
Sonic.exe taunts Jeff with "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!"
Jeff Gets An Anvil Dropped On His Head.
Jeff Wanders into a Generic Cave and Gets Gangbanged by Bat Pokemon
Jeff Rolls His Tongue
Jeff Chases, Kills, and Consumes Mice
Jeff Drycleans His Hoodie
Jeff Wears The Scumbag Hat
Jeff learns shapes.
Jeff Plays Chelnov
Conrad Jeffs And His Dancing Teeth
Obbly: jeff screws a balloon
:HenrytheElite96: what if the balloon pops
:Brick: then he gets another balloon, and repeats the process.
:HenrytheElite96: *facepalm* What if he runs out of balloons?
:Brick: then he moves onto goats.
:Sharukai: Jeff the Chuchacabra?
Jeff's Hyper-Realistic Anus
Jeff accidentally takes the date rape drug.
Jeff Zips His Lip
Jeff the Ghostbuster
Jeff Drinks Wassail
Jeff turns into a miniature galaxy like the scientist in the bonus chapter of Uzumaki
Jeff Plays Ukelele
Jeff Vs. Hellstar Remina
Jeff Gets Contacts
Jeff Wears Sandals
It is written, only Jeff can defeat Ganon.
Jeff Finally Admits He's A Cut-Rate Ripoff Of Michael Myers
Jeff says 'Where's The Beef?" instead of "Go To Sleep"
Jeff swipes Kamina's shades
Jeff recreates the training screen from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out with Slendy
Jeff Makes A Poorly-Researched Theory Pasta And Gets Laughed At "What if spongebob is about ALEINS, by Jef th ekillr <3"
Jeff Nibbles Nobby's Nuts
Jeff And Slendy Switch Jobs For A Day
Jeff Gets Trapped In RUPEELAAAAAAND!!!! (Watch [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzpFk0XkQC8&feature=plcp this video] to get the joke)
Jeff Wonders Who Kicked Him In The Nuts
Jeff Takes The Douche Train.
Jeff's Dandruff
Jeff Whiteknights For A User Who Is Harrasing An Admin, Gets Banned
Jeff Balances Fruit On His Head
Jeff The Killer Can't Stop The Rock
Jeff can't stop *wubwubwub*
Jeff floods chat with fetish talk.
Jeff Uses The Dinner Blaster On Slendy
Jeff Gets A Purple Nurple
Jeff Can't Enjoy His Sandwich
Jeff Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
Jeff Inhales The HMS Titanic
Jeff Goes To Earl Grey Hell
Jeff Burns His Tongue On His Hot Cocoa
Jeff The Killjoy
Jeff Plays Little Big Planet 2.
Jeff Plays Wizards & Warriors
Jeff rages at the dreaded doom-pede.
Jeff In The Hunger Games
Jeff Gets Equipped With Bubble Lead
Hellninjas: Jeff plays Persona and shoots himself. Brick: And there was much rejoicing.
Jeff Is Assaulted By Medusa Heads
Jeff grows a third eye and fires lazer beams from it, because why not?
Jeff The Killer Breaks His Hand. Then falls down a well after stubbing his toe.
Jeff The Killer And The Philosopher's Stone
Jeff the Killer shags Hermoine
Jeff the Killer gets a small flat in new york
joff the jaffakek
Jeff Gets A Hyper-Realistic Lip Sore.
Jeff's Amazing Laser Crotch
Jeff Drinks Yoru Milkshake! He drinks it up!
Jeff the Killer's Sexual Experiment.exe -Cleric
Kiff the Jeller
Jeff gets a makeover, becomes normal, gets therapy, and this story is so canon another jeff the killer story cant be made until the next marvel crossover event
Jefferson the polite British serial killer
Jeff Gets His Teeth Straightened
Jeff Has An Extra Set Of Testicles
Jeff The Overrated Tranny
Jeff Stuffs 100 French Fries In His Mouth
Jeff Wrecks His Motorcycle (wait, since when did he get a motorcycle?)
Jeff's Temper Tantrum
Jeff Makes A Horrible Blogicle And Whines When It's Deleted.
Jeff blanks a page made by the admin that deleted his story for being crap
Jeff Shines His Shoes
Jeff The Porn Star
Jeff Sucks Down A Whole Bottle Of Chardonnay And Gets Shitfaced
Jeff The Food Critic
Jeff's Beer Goggles
Jeff Gets The Hiccups. GO TO *hic* *hic* *hic*
Jeff Posts An Unfinished Page And Makes Excuses For Why He Didn't Make The Whole Thing Beforehand
Jeff The Killer and the Filler Of Big
Jeff Gets A Huge Rack
Jeff The Woolyworm/Jeff The Pube
Jeff's Dick Is Superglued To His Thigh
Secretly, Jeff is Abraham Lincoln
Why Is Jeff's Beautiful Head [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSgV_Dgug88 Floating Through Deep Space?!]
Jeff Gets A Stubborn Stain On His Favorite Hoodie
Jeff the Killer................GOES TO SCHOOL?!?!?!?!?!?
Jeff The Killer Gets Brainfreeze
Jeff Eats 3 Dozen Eggs
Jeff the Killer listens to Call me Maybe, then kills everybody.
Jeff is visited by the Three Ghosts of Christmas Past.
Jeff Plays Fetish Tennis
My Three Jeffs. Jeff Dunham, Jeff Ross, Jeff The Killer.
Jeff Does The RAN RAN RUU Dance
Jeff summons the unstopable Gummi Bears!
Jeff Gets Eaten By Gabe Newell.
Jeffs The Killer in: Electric Latin Love
Jeff Drives A Dumb Truck With Tits.
Jeff Becomes Hyper-Hyper-Hyper-Hyper-Hyper Realistic
Jeff Becomes Hyper Realistic to the Ninth Power.
Jeff Posts A Pasta In A Horrible, Unreadable Font And Whines When Told To Remove The Coding
Jeff Watches Zany Japanese Commercials
Jeff Beats His Chest Like A Gorilla
Jeff Is Dipped In Egg, Rolled In Breadcrumbs And Lightly Fried
Jeff vs. Sub-Zero
Jeff Digs Himself A Grave And Jumps In.
Brick: Jeff Is Really Hungry.
:Business Cat: And by Jeff, she means me.
:I guess i'm Jeff too .-. Jeff is now a verb, live with it.
:Doctorghoti: Everyone is Jeff: the plot twist no one wanted.
:Brick: God bless us, every Jeff.
:Doctorghoti: I Jeffed the Jeffing Jeff with my Jeff.
Jeff Is Distracted By A Giant Sandwich
Jeff Writes A Vore Fic.
Jeff Makes Hamburgers (just don't ask what they're made of)
Jeff Takes A Vacation
Jeff Coughs Up His Lungs
Furbearingbrick Bans Jeff For Blanking Business Cat's Talk Page.
Jeff Turns Himself Into A Chicken
Jeff and the smelly smell that smells...smelly.
Jeff puts extra Dick Salt on his fries.
Jeff accidentally swallows a watermelon seed and gets pregnant with a Jeff-Melon.
:Brick: Jeff-Melons are like regular melons, only they stab you.
:Shini: Well, if they were emo Jeff-Melons, they'd cut themselves.
Jeff Accidentally Picks Up A Giant Spoon Instead Of His Knife
Jeff Realizes He Doesn't Exist In The Real World And Poofs Out Of Existence.
Jeff vs. King Kong
Jeff The Loose Cannon Who Doesn't Follow The Rules
Jeff Runs Out Of Lipstick
Jeff Gets An Apiary
Steampunk Jeff
:Steampunk Jeff has a steam-powered knife.-MooseJuice
Jeff Bakes Bread
Jeff's Nipple Rings Are Pulled To The North Pole
Jeff Eats A Bag Of Dicks
Jeff Fails Calligraphy
Jeff Has A Severe Allergy To Spinoffs
Jeff Remodels His Lair
Jeff eats a can of baked beans. And I mean the actual can.
Someone Stole Jeff's Sweetroll
Jeff Questions His Sexuality.
Jeff joins the Tunnel Snakes.
Jeff Becomes A Gangsta Rapper
Jeff Spills Scalding Tea On Himself
Jeff Listens To The
Jeff The Bloated Tick
Jeff Drops His Knife In The Toilet
Jeff Gets His Own Talk Show
Jeff Licks His Chops
Jeff The Killer: The Ballet
Jeff Gets Shot In The Lapland (no! not the Lapland!)
Jeff gets angry at cloppers.
Jeff The Furry Fetishist
Jeff Paints His Toenails
Jeff Gets His Spine Ripped Out Of His Ass.
:FATALITY!
Jeff Coats Himself In Sweet & Sour Sauce
Join Jeff, and he will make your face the greastest in Koridai! Or else you will DIE.
Jeff Ostracizes a 12-Year-Old Playing TF2
Jeff Kicks Ke$ha To The Moon
Jeff eats a sensu bean and grows a bean stock in his belly
Jeff Grows A Second Face On His Stabbin' Hand
Jeff Becomes an Echidna, Admires his 4-Headed Penis
Jeff Gets A Golden Ticket
Jeff gets decapitated and his body runs around mindlessly like a headless chicken
Jeff Fights in the Civil War, Shouting with an American Accent and Stuff and Shooting a Musket at Union Soldiers Yelling "GO TO FACHIN SLEEP YANKS!"
Jeff time travels back to the Ice Age and gets stepped on by a mastodon.
Jeff Swims Up A Waterfall To Spawn
Jeff Goes on a Trade Server to Scam
Jeff gets his Neopets account frozen because he accidentally typed "crap" instead of "carp" on the message boards 5 years ago.
Jeff Tries Huffing Paint while Masturbating; Ends Up Fainting After he Finishes
Jeff Goes On An Annoying And Tedious Fetch Quest
Jeff Puffs Up Like A Balloon
Jeff sticks a live chicken up his butt
Jeff vs. The High Price Of Living
Jeff The Brain Slug
Jeff Is Angry At Being Ponified
Jeff Calls The Amberlamps
Jeff's Spaghetti Dicks
Jeff Gets Big Ol Eyebrows
Jeff Becomes One Hundred And Ten Percent Lady-Proof
Jeff's Creator Disavows Responsibility For These Pages, Nonetheless For Some Reason Considers Them "Personal Shame"
Jeff Meets Slender Claus
Jeff The Killer vs. Bob The Builder
[http://laserpotato.deviantart.com/art/Evil-Never-Dies-STORY-338780371 Worm Jeff] gets caught in a jam jar
Jeff In A Pickle (literally)
Jeff Tunnels To Australia
Be Vewwy Vewwy Quiet, Jeff's Huntin' HABIT
Jeff Plays His Boom Box Too Loud And Slendy Yells At Him
Jeff the Killer fuses with Larva to Become Burt from Monster Party
Worm Jeff Attaches Himself To Wolves And Is Destroyed By Her Swag
Jeff The Potato, EVIL PATRIXXX, Heron, Johnson, Skeleton, and The Broken Glass Beast combine to from the Trollpasta Megazord
Worm Jeff Becomes a Beautiful Butterfly
Worm Jeff Gets Used As Fish Bait.
The Early Heron Gets The Worm Jeff.
Jeff The Killer Does The Electric Slide
Jeff The Killer drowns in pudding, accompanied by Sonic drowning music
Jeff has a Batman Stuck in his Ass
Batman has Jeff Stuck in Robin's Ass
Jeff pops out of Robin's Ass; Batman goes Batshit about it
Jeff's Ass Pops
Jeff Forms a Tumor Shaped Like an Inverted Anus
Jeff Makes a Joke About Jeff
Jeff Spams URLs In Chat And Everyone Gets Angry At Him.
Jeff Tries to Go BACK, TO THE FUTURE!
Jeff Menstruates
Jeff Falls In Love With OC and Eats Her
You DARE bring light into Jeff's lair?! YOU MUST DIE!!!!
Jeff Uses Tweezers To Fap
Jeff Peels Potatoes
Jeff Sticks A Camera Up His Nostril
Jeff The Killer Touches Obbly Inappropriately While He Sleeps
Jeff Sees Pink Elephants
Jeff plays Super Monkey Daiboken and breaks into tears
Jeff Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Your Hand
Jeff duct tapes himself to the ceiling
Jeff Stabs Rabbits
Jeff Illegally Downloads Music Porn. Business Cat: Music Porn. The notes have sex. Obbly: Jeff's headphones are fucking his ears.
Worm Jeff Infects Jeff Fangirls And Make Them His Slaves
Jeff Fangirls Infect Worm Jeff's Home
Jeff The Killer Does The Worm
Worm Jeff Does The Human
Jeff The Killer Stops On A Dime
Jeff Smokes Camel Non-Filters
Jeff bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bombs Aaron.
Jeff The Killer's Unwanted Harem
Jeff And The Mighty Morphin' Pasta Monsters
Jeff Raps on a Shitty Rhianna Song.
All The Fanon Jeffs Join Up And Become Jeff Voltron
Jeff meets ffeJ
Jeff watches Porn and falls unconscious half-way through it
CD-I Jeff "Gee, it sure is boring around here!" *starts stabbing people, who then melt or explode into clouds*
Jeff is relieved that this list is over. THEND!